Ayaansh Madan welcomes you to his world.

SUGGESTION TO THE FIRST TIME TRAVELLERS

First time foreign travelers may find some difficulties and some new experiences.  I would like to share some experience with my friends who are planning to go abroad for the first time. 

IMPORTANT ITEMS:- Don’t forget to take your tickets, passport, VISA if it is separate and advance booking papers if any. Now a days many airlines don’t ask for printed tickets as the tickets sent to your mail are good enough. Many just see your passport and allow you as the passport is good enough for air travel, remember you gave your passport details while booking the air tickets, your ticket is linked to passport. Carry your multi currency card and little cash.

BOOKING SEATS & MEALS:- Book your meals specially if you are Indian and not travelling by Indian Airlines, getting vegetarian meals and non-vegetarian meals without beef pork may be difficult. A day before travelling go online and book your seats and meals. If you book a window seat its good for viewing outside but the other side is that you feel the turbulence more by looking out. In my opinion sitting with windows closed is more soothing. The seat near the door has more leg space but it comes with the responsibility in case of an emergency & sometimes at extra cost. The seat near aisle has a benefit of getting up walking in the aisle and going to loo is far more convenient, even addressing the staff is easier.

FACILITIES IN AIRCRAFT:-The moment you enter the aircraft you must ask the air hostess about the facilities they provide and how you will get them I mean they are given on their own or you have to ask if  need be.  You must also inquire about how to use the gadgets that are installed there for example how the reading light above our seat is switched on/off from the touch screen of the TV/remote installed in front of your seat, similarly if you want to call the air hostess you again need to switch on the touch screen where you will find the button for the call. I traveled in cathay pacific from India to USA, to be known as one of the best carriers but they also didn’t give hard drinks on their own. One of the passenger requested for the whisky and he said I will just bring and didn’t turn up. If you badly need something, don’t hesitate go to the air hostess cabin where food and other items are lying and ask and believe in self-service.

RELEASING PRESSURE:- If you feel your ears are closing and you have become hard on hearing, fill your lungs with air close your mouth and your nose try to blow your nose you get relieved or chew a chewing gum. 

TIME OF THE DAY:- The timings of the different countries are different so keeping the window closed and relaxing is the best thing to do so that when you reach the destination you are relaxed irrespective of the time in that country(To avoid jet lag). For example I started from home at 10 pm on 27.05.2016 and flew from India at 1:20 AM in the morning of 28. I reached at Hong Kong after approximately 5 hours journey in the morning at 09:20 AM(Hong Kong Local time) on 28 May. After a full day stay there at Hong Kong I again started at 01:30 AM on 29 from Hong Kong and reached San Francisco at 10:05 PM and again the date was 28 May 2016 after about 14 hours journey. So it is better to sleep in the aircraft so that you are not tired or sleepy when you reach your final destination.

PERSONAL ITEMS:-Try to keep your personal items with you as you may need them in the aircraft like tooth brush, paste or mouth fresheners etc.  You may find it impossible to access your checked in luggage, and difficult to take out hand bag from baggage cabin. You must also carry a pen pencil and a scribbling pad for writing important information as memorizing new names in a new country may be a difficult task. In airports and in aircraft you may find soaps and napkins.

NECESSARY MEDICINES:- You must carry your necessary regular medicines which have been advised by the doctor and you are in a habit of taking, like  medicine for heart, BP and sugar etc. in your hand bag. Apart from the above you must carry the medicines that you take as and when required for example for headache, acidity, loose motion, constipation(digestive pills), stop vomiting and for fever/ body ache etc.  You may find it difficult to buy them in a new country apart from time consuming and may be expensive. You must also carry multivitamins and health tonics to increase your resistance. It is good idea to take a health insurance from your home country which is widely accepted in the country you are visiting.

TELEPHONE AND NET:- It is important to have internet handy in a new country. I found it difficult to find ways to reach the desired place in Hong Kong. The people over there themselves are dependent on google maps and may be reluctant to tell you how and where to go. Either they don’t know English or they don’t want to. Even the slang they use is different and difficult to pronounce and make them understand as to what you want. Here your scribbling pad can be used to convey in writing as to what you want to say. As in English word ‘psychology’ the letter ‘P’ is silent similarly there are so many words in which quite a few letters are silent in Hong Kong. The google maps is so strong in USA that it can tell you how to reach a destination by taking which public conveyance and at what time it will reach at the place where you are standing and where is the stop and how to reach there. It can calculate a very small distance, your location and the time it will take to reach the desired destination. You can call a taxi by standing at a place and the taxi driver can locate you as to which exact place are you standing. If you have an app of a taxi and your payment module is attached to it, you need not worry about the payment, it automatically charges you as per the distance traveled by you. The net will come handy even if you are travelling on foot or by bicycle(which they call bike in USA). So spending a little extra for a net pack is the best to go around and save lot of hassles and wastage of time. Even the residents are in a habit of using google maps for going around. If need be and luckily you find someone, he may also refer to google maps to tell you how to reach your destination.

PAYMENT OPTIONS CASH AND CARDS:- In most places the cards are accepted, you may carry a multicurrency card with a chip issued by the banks, which is the safe mode of payments. Buying foreign currency loaded in card is cheaper while converting than to have cash. Keep the bank informed that if need be you may transfer your local currency to the bank and they will load the desired currency in your card which you are carrying. For that you need to have option of net banking and know where the money is to be transferred for getting local currency there in your card at no extra cost.

BASIC NEEDS ABROAD:- You always need three basic things at a new place that is- 1. Night shelter,  2. Conveyance to go around,   3. Eating healthy.

In my opinion the order must remain same you must have a place to stay even if it is for one night, rest for the next day you may find a new shelter or can continue at the same place. Book a night staying place before leaving your country.

Second is conveyance to go around as your main object is to see the country and it is only possible if you have a plan in place as to what mode of transportation you are going to use to fulfill your aim. Remember to check the driving side if you are planning to hire a self-driven car. You may find it difficult to drive in a country where the driving side is different than the one in your country.  You may not be able to drive without a google map. If you are planning to go in a public conveyance you must ask for a pass for the day or for the whole period of your stay in that country. The passes for the public conveyances are far cheaper than the two side fare and they do have cards which are accepted many places like octopus card in Hong Kong, opal card in Australia which have a cap limit for the day and u can travel any number of times within that capped amount.

Wife And Shopping

मछली जल कि रानी है -:-
इसका नया वर्जन ..

पत्नी घर की रानी है ,
करती अपनी मनमानी है ,
काम बताओ तो चिढ़ जाएगी ,
शौपिंग कराओ तो खिल जायेगी

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Driving in India

DRIVING IN PUNJAB
The one who drives faster than you gets: Vekh kiwen agg laggi aa kanjar nu...
The one who drives slower than you gets: Gaddi chalauni aundi ni.. Par laini zaroor aa...
And finally the one who drives equal to you: Achha, Peo naal raceaan!!!

jokes

Sardars are back
A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B.  A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'
😀
Sardarji standing below a tube light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !'
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1 sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
😀
On romantic date sardar's gf asks him:
'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?'
😀
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
Oye Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
😀
What does a sardar do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
😀
Why can't sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone.
😀
Sardar & wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly before it gets cold.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.
😀


What happens when a Sardarni delivers twins????
The Sardar does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child...

Differerent Stages after marriage

How BEDROOM smells
After
MARRIAGE: 1st 3 yrs---
perfumes, Flowers,Chocolate,Fruits..
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After 3 yrs---
Baby powder,Johnsons Cream and Lotions,Baby oils..
👪
After 15 yrs---
Zandu Balm,Vicks,Iodex,Relispray..
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After 40 yrs---
Agarbatti...
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Four stages of marriage:
Mad for each other,
 Made for each other,
 Mad at each other
😬 Mad because of each other
What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans

That Destroys All The Six Senses

And Makes The Person NON Sense..!

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Definition Of Happy Couple -

HE Does What SHE Wants…

SHE Does What SHE Wants.

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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling!  its a computer, not a Husband..!!

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'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."

- Shakespear

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."

- Shakespear's Wife

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Arz kiya hai..

Jaldbaazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge,

wah wah wah

Jaldbazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge..

Soch samaj ke karoge toh bhi kya ukhad loge..!!

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Wife : Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hu

Awesome reply :

Husband : Are pagli,,
Blood Relation me shaadiya kaha hoti hai.. !!!
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Dont laugh alone pass it on.....👹👹

specialities of 2013

प्रस्तुत है बहुप्रतीक्षित
सूची साल 2013 के चुनिन्दा लोगों की..

नाराज ऑफ द इयर- लालकृष्ण आडवाणी
लाचार ऑफ द इयर- मनमोहन सिंह
सरताज ऑफ द इयर-नरेन्द्र मोदी
चमका सितारा ऑफ द इयर- अरविन्द केजरीवाल
हठयोगी ऑफ द ईयर - अन्ना हजारे
राज-योगी ऑफ द ईयर - बाबा रामदेव
हुआ कबाड़ा ऑफ द इयर- आसाराम बापू
गिरफ़्तार ऑफ द ईयर -संजय दत्त
फरार ऑफ द ईयर- नारायण साईं
रिटायर ऑफ द ईयर- सचिन तेंदुलकर
पूत ऑफ द ईयर- जॉर्ज अलेक्जेंडर लुईस
कुपूत ऑफ द ईयर - बिंदु दारा सिंह
कु-पिता,कुमाता ऑफ द ईयर - तलवार दम्पत्ति
नाकारा पूत ऑफ द ईयर - अखिलेश यादव
बे-चारा ऑफ द ईयर - लालू यादव
धारा ऑफ द ईयर - 377
निष्कासन ऑफ द ईयर -दुर्गा शक्ति नागपाल
बेघर ऑफ द ईयर -शीला दीक्षित
दानवीर ऑफ द ईयर - वी.के. सिंह
बयानवीर ऑफ द ईयर - बेनी प्रसाद यादव
जानकार ऑफ द ईयर - राज बब्बर
ऊँगलीबाज ऑफ द ईयर - तरुण तेजपाल
जोक ऑफ द ईयर - फूड सिक्योरिटी बिल
जोकपाल ऑफ द ईयर -लोकपाल
नौटंकी ऑफ द ईयर - दिल्ली की सरकार कैसे बने?
ब्रेकअप ऑफ द ईयर - जेडीयू / बीजेपी बिहार
पैचअप ऑफ द ईयर - आप / कांग्रेस दिल्ली
हथियार ऑफ द ईयर - झाड़ू

jokes n future

Husband calls his wife in the evening n asks....
Husband: Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai?
Wife : Fine long grain w n hite rice hand-picked in the emerald green lap of the Vindhyas and tender golden lentils that was gently simmered over the smouldering kisses of angels. served with dollops of fragrant clarified butter
Husband : WOW...SOUNDS YUMMY??:P :P
WHAT IS IT CALLED?

Wife : Khichdi!:)
Santa: Banta bhai kahan ho,... kal toh saari raat offline no msg no audio no video kya baat he... kisi ka presure hai kya ,.....?????
Banta: रात को नेट बंद था --तो बिवी से बात करी मैंने …यार
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अच्छी औरत है … वो भी …
Wife takes very ill husband to a Doctor.

Doctor advices to wife :
- Give him healthy breakfast daily
- Be pleasant & in good mood
- Cook tasty dinner
- Don't discuss your problems with him
- Stop watching tv shows & facebook, whatsapp, bbm
- Don't demand new jewels
If u can do this for one year, Ur husband will be ok.
On the way to home, husband asks wife :
What did Doctor say ?
Wife : Bachna mushkil hai...k

jagruk raho

अगर आप रात में गाड़ी चला रहे हैं और कोई आपके WINDSCREEN पर अंडे फेंके तो कार की जांच के लिए रोकें नहीं, वाइपर संचालित भी ना करें और किसी भी तरह का पानी विंडस्क्रीन पे ना डाले, क्योंकि अंडे के साथ मिश्रित पानी दूधिया बन जाता है और आपकी दृष्टि को 92.5% तक के लिए ब्लॉक कर देता है और फिर आपको मजबूरन गाडी को सड़क के बगल में बंद करना पड़ता है और फिर आप पहले से घात लगाये बैठे अपराधियों का शिकार बन जाते है। यह एक नई तकनीक है इसका प्रयोग आजकल हाईवे पे अपराधिक गिरोहो द्वारा किया जाता है कृपया अपने दोस्तों और रिश्तेदारों को जरुर सूचित करें।

पोस्ट को ज्यादा से ज्यादा शेयर करके जागरूकता फैलाएं।...

wrong language

If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT,
Why are whales FAT ??
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Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT,
called a STAND ?
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Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN,
but nobody wants to DIE..
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Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess...
As the WHITE piece is moved FIRST...
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In our country,
We have FREEDOM of SPEECH,
Then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS ?
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If money doesn't grow on TREES,
then why do banks have BRANCHES ?
😆😆😆😆

Why doesn't GLUE
stick to its BOTTLE ?
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Why do you still call it a BUILDING,
when its already BUILT ?
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If its true that we are here to HELP others,
What are others HERE for ?
😆 😆😆😆

If you arent supposed to DRINK and DRIVE...
Why do bars have PARKING lots ?
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If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt,
Where Did All The Money Go..?
😧😧😧😧

When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste,
Who Tests It..?
😈😈😈😈

If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash,
Why Isn't The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..?
🙀🙀🙀🙀

Who Copyrighted
The Copyright Symbol..?
🙈🙈🙈🙈

Can You Cry Under Water.?
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Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog",
When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..??
😆😆😆😆

We all are Living in a seriously funny world....😆😛

So Keep Enjoying....!!!!